What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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What's the fastest way to drown a blonde?
Tell her that the tiles on the bottom of the pool are scratch and sniff.
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What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A brunette with bad breath.
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What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
An off shore drilling platform.
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What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles because there is a mile between it's first and last letter!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
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Me: How do you say gay in German?
Mom: Twilight.
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How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
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Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
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Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
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Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?

A blonde electrician.
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Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
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Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb
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Q: A policeman is shaving himself. The telephone rings. Why does he cut himself?
A: So he knows where to resume from
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Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?
A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
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