Why are women called "chicks" ?
Because they pick up worms.
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A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
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Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it.
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What do you call a boomerang, that doesn't come back?
Answer: A Stick!!!!
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Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.
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