Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
Chuck Norris' custom 'CHUCKY' keyboard has no ctrl, alt, shift or backspace keys. It is set to eternal caps and the enter key is marked 'Do It'. There is no escape.
There's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch a woman with her mouth shut.
How many Windows support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said:
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well" she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."

"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
The Albanians successfully brought their first computer on the market. The keyboard has two buttons: one doesn't do anything and the second cancels the command.
I turned my Bluetooth on and changed my name to: "Screwing my mum."
Only for one reason. If someone asks: "Who's screwing my mum?" I will smile and answer that question for them.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
There are 10 kinds of people:

those who know binary and those who don't.
Computer nightmare:

This is a demo error message.
Got it
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