Don't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip, somersault, counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.
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Can I follow you where you're going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?
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I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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Guy: "Were you raised on a chicken farm?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Guy: "Cause you sure know how to raise some cock!"
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