When Chuck Norris get bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns in to Chuck Norris.
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Helen Keller screamed Chuck Norris's name when she had sex.
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Every-so-often Chuck Norris will cut a hole into a cement block and proceed to fuck it because he really enjoys "rough sex".
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If you get home from work and find Chuck Norris banging your wife, you should just go ahead and make a sandwich because Chuck Norris gets hungry after sex!
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Chuck Norris invented the male sex.
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Chuck Norris has to asexually reproduce due to the fact no woman would survive in bed with him.
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Other than having experienced an actual sexual encounter with Chuck Norris, the only thing that can possibly match & satisfy women is a mail order device aptly called an Anal Intruder which exhibits a Roto Rooter twirling action.
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Chuck Norris answers the question of his metrosexuality by simply reaching his hand down the front of your pants and popping your balls like grapes.
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Chuck Norris had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. And Hillary. AT THE SAME TIME.
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If you ever find yourself screaming Chuck Norris' name during sex, then you must send a cheque of your life savings to him and immediately commit suicide.
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Once, after chugging a gallon of Captain Morgan Rum, Chuck Norris french kissed a transexual frog. Nine month later, Chaz Bono was born.
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Chuck Norris is all for same-sex marriage, as long as both chicks are hot.
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Cancer gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did it with Kim kardashion so hard that she secretly grew a dick
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris walked into a gay bar and came out with cindy crawford chuck gets the women anytime anywhere.
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Chuck Norris can copy/paste the text from a captcha.
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Chuck Norris's calendar goes from march 31 straight to april 2nd......because nobody fools Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris ate a 72lb steak in 60 minutes He spent the firs 55 fucking the waitress
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Chuck Norris killed 37 terrorist with 2 bullets,the first was a warning shot!
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