Chuck Norris invented the dickslap.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris has his dickprint on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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Chuck Norris falcon punched Jonah Falcon for having such a tiny dick.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can put you in a coma by slapping you in the face with his dick.
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Nuck Chorris seems to know a lot about Chuck Norris' dick.
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Tell your mom and your friend's mom thanks for tongue massaging Chuck Norris' dick.
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The Chuck Norris facts game is played out... And we should all stop contributing to this stupid shit! Unless your a dickless gamer that dwells on this Chuck Norris nonsense
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Chuck Norris once punched a shark in the dick.
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Chuck Norris sells his dickfat to cosmetic surgeons as an alternative to collagen.
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Chuck Norris can cure PMS with his dick.
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Chuck Norris once played the clarinet during a concert while conducting the orchestra with his dick.
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The reason the slinky was invented is because there is no condom long enough for Chuck norris's dick. It failed miserablly now he has to were a live ratlle snake as one.
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There are two meanings for The Rock: 1) Professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, and 2) Chuck Norris' dick.
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Chuck Norris does cock pushups for fun.
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Chuck Norris can suck cock without being gay.
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Chuck Norris can make love to 500 women a day, while destroying all of the cock block ninjas that get in his way.
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Horses have long faces because they keep challenging Chuck Norris to "whos got the biggest dick" contests.
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Don't try Chuck Norris at home
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