Chuck Norris invented the dickslap.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
Chuck Norris has his dickprint on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Chuck Norris falcon punched Jonah Falcon for having such a tiny dick.
Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
Chuck Norris can put you in a coma by slapping you in the face with his dick.
Nuck Chorris seems to know a lot about Chuck Norris' dick.
Tell your mom and your friend's mom thanks for tongue massaging Chuck Norris' dick.
The Chuck Norris facts game is played out... And we should all stop contributing to this stupid shit! Unless your a dickless gamer that dwells on this Chuck Norris nonsense
Chuck Norris once punched a shark in the dick.
Chuck Norris sells his dickfat to cosmetic surgeons as an alternative to collagen.
Chuck Norris can cure PMS with his dick.
Chuck Norris once played the clarinet during a concert while conducting the orchestra with his dick.
The reason the slinky was invented is because there is no condom long enough for Chuck norris's dick. It failed miserablly now he has to were a live ratlle snake as one.
There are two meanings for The Rock: 1) Professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, and 2) Chuck Norris' dick.
Chuck Norris does cock pushups for fun.
Chuck Norris can suck cock without being gay.
Chuck Norris can make love to 500 women a day, while destroying all of the cock block ninjas that get in his way.
Horses have long faces because they keep challenging Chuck Norris to "whos got the biggest dick" contests.
Don't try Chuck Norris at home
