Chuck Norris' custom 'CHUCKY' keyboard has no ctrl, alt, shift or backspace keys. It is set to eternal caps and the enter key is marked 'Do It'. There is no escape.
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Chuck Norris has time for that. "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
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One nice day I read about Chuck Norris, that was the day wen life ended as I knew it.

P.S. I love Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris got Covid-19, now the virus has a 14 days quarantine!
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Chuck Norris was asked if he had ever gone skindiving? Chuck replied "no, but I've gone muff diving hundreds of times".
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Mickey Mouse wears a Chuck Norris watch.
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...Where no man has gone before! Chuck Norris doesn't need the "Star Fleet". He's went everywhere.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris' fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors with his boot.
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You can't spell Love without L O, you can't spell is without I S, you can't spell SILO without LOIS. Chuck Norris
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I dont know why people make Chuck Norris jokes. chuck is just a dick, and oh hey how did you g
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could give himself a barium enema with his own dick.
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Chuck Norris where's a black belt around the beard that he grows on his dick
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