A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says:
"Can I join you?"
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do {
beer++;
} while (sober);
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said:
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
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