At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator, suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens flying bottles.

'There's nothing to worry about, lad,' said the elderly chap standing next to him. 'It's like the bombs during the war. You won't get hit unless the bottle's got your name on it.'

'That's just what I'm worried about' said the fan 'My name's Johnny Walker'
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14 Apr, 2020
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