Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says:
- Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.
- So, says the second drunk, what's your point?
- Well, says the first, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!
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08 Apr, 2020
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