A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
Startled, he asks, "Who said that?"
Again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you."
The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is.
The parrot replies, "Cornelius."
The robber asks, "Who names a parrot "Cornelius'?"
The parrot replies, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus."
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06 Apr, 2020
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